i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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