Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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