I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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