Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
