Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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