# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
