She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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