Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
wow bdsm is so cute
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