know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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