your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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