did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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