I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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