question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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