Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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