Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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