how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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