do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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