do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The ass gains better be worth it
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