is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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