Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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