i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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