Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
There's even glitter on my cock...
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