Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I will be naked everywhere
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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