Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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