It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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