What did we do last night that was yellow?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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