He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
