It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
third nipple confirmed
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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