I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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