Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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