Me. At least after what I've been through.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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