how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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