No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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