Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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