she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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