Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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