It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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