butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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