Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
