is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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