would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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