with your own penis?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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