How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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