I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
