But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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