But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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