i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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