Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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