his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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