doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
