doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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