Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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