what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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