it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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