Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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